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Raymond Banning
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« on: April 01, 2008, 01:18:46 PM »

I've started a new job right and I have an office ad a desk and all that sh1t as well. I've bee here a couple of days and I'm making myself comfortable...

The dower is the fact that a have a temperamental "N" button. Sometimes it works, sometimes it does't. It's driving me mad. I've cleaed the keyboard, peeled the buttons off ad waded in with a cotto bud (Q-tip for our Stateside bretherin) and still no joy.

I'm trying to make a good impression but every email I sed is missing n's all over the shop. I feel a prize tw4t. Other than the obvious "get a new keyboard", anyone got any suggestions?

While we're loosely on the subject of keyboards and such, I just got the new Apple keyboard and Mighty Mouse... has anyone seen this...? http://arstechnica.com/journals/apple.ars/2006/3/20/3272
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« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2008, 02:19:41 PM »

My advice would be when sending emails, simply replace the 'n' with a lowercase 'h'. And just before sending, apply a dab of tippex to cover-up the 'h's' long vertical bit on your screen. Hey presto! Beautifully written emails with a personal touch guaranteed to please both recipiant and sender.
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